How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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