Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!

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Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.

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A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, when a loud booming voice says, "You will find no fish there." The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice booms again, "You will find no fish under the ice." The drunk looks up and says, "God, is that you?" The voice says, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."

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Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.

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I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

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