Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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