Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.

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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."

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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?

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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.

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