One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."
Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"
Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
