A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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