What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He goes back for more.
