Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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