Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

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I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!

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