A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?"
"We made copies of all the receipts!"
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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day.
Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
