The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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