Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.

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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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