Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
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It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town.
What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
