Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

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