Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers

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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!

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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!

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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.

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