Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house?
The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it's Halloween!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
