A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness."
Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time."
Fat lady: "At which particular time?"
Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
