I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!

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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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