The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!

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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

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