Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
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A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
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What is love?
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense
And makes the person nonsense.
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A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
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Hi guys.
I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you!!!
Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
