Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature. "What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student as ... read more
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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