Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.

 830

0  

Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!

 785

0  

Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

 910

0  

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!

 891

0  

They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.

 1113

0