A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature. "What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student as ... read more

Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.

Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.