Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.

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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.

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