Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.

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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.

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