What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.

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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk

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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

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This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.

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