Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.

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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.

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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.

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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris

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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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