The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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A man returns home and find his wife with his best friend.
He takes out the gun and shoots his friend to death.
His wife: "Listen, if you stay in such character, you will lose all your friends."
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
