Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans. The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die. The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door. The Germans say, why do you want a car door. The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.

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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.

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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.

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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.

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