You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.

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My first name and your last name would sound great together.

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Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.

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STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

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