You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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